May 2012
“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
joffreyslap:
dondarrion:
arya-snark:
seriously tho
petition for an hour long show of cersei lannister drunkenly schooling you about the horrors of real life
#’MORE WINE’ #’your grace it’s 9 in the morning’ #’and a piece of toast’
#I LOVE ALL MY CHILDREN EQUALLY #I don’t care for Joffrey.
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Bei Bei Shuai: Out on Bail, But Far From Free →
bebinn:
sarahlee310:
Bei Bei Shuai was released on bail today after more than a year in an Indianapolis jail for being so depressed during pregnancy that she attempted suicide. She survived the suicide attempt but lost her baby — and her ordeal is not over yet.
Even though she was finally released today from jail, she is far from free. Even though she is no longer held in a cell, she must...
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“It’s a uniquely American prudishness. You can write the most detailed, vivid...”
– Author George R. R. Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire.) Interview published in May 2012 Rolling Stones Magazine. (via sweetupndown9)
"Pro-Choice"
asgardian-feminist:
foudaism:
Gimme a break,
If you think you’re oh so righteous, use the actual term.
It’s called abortion.
It makes you “Pro-Abortion”.
I hate euphemisms for a reason.
I’m pro-abortion.
You get an abortion.
You get an abortion!
EVERYBODY GETS AN ABORTION!
A MAN WITHOUT HONOR, A SUMMATION
theon greyjoy: I've made a huge mistake [part 500000]
cersei lannister: I've made a huge mistake, I've named him Joffrey
robb stark: I'm a about to make a huge mistake [part 2 of 5]
tyrion lannister: I'm sensing a huge mistake inbound
daenerys targaryen: WHAT MISTAKES. I AM THE DRAGON'S DAUGHTER.
ygritte: you've made a huge mistake, Jon Snow.
jon snow: my penis thinks I've made a huge mistake
ygirtte: also you know nothing
catelyn stark: fuck you all I'm fabulous. I don't make mistakes.
jamie lannister:
jamie lannister:
jamie lannister:
jaime lannister:
jaime lannister: yolo
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WHY IS SOMEONE PLAYING BAGPIPES OUTSIDE MY WINDOW I DON’T UNDERSTAND
mfreems:
REAL women have retractable claws and communicate by echolocation
“Speaking of those kids, how about actress Maisie Williams? As Arya, she’s...”
– The Rolling Stone recap of The Ghost of Harrenhal (via ludus)
that moment when your mom walks into your room and...
One time I had mine in my purse, and I forgot about it so I walked into work and somehow it got turned on as my boss was telling me about my shitty sales numbers, and it has like 3 settings so at first it was just a little humming noise but then in my haste to turn it off I accidentally put it on the highest setting and it got so loud and oh god it was the worst moment of my life.
Quick civics lesson:
dionthesocialist:
Freedom of speech is: the government will never (lol) create a law impugning your right to say whatever you want as long as it doesn’t create an immediate risk of harm for others.
Freedom of speech is not: you can say whatever you want and no one is allowed to get offended or call you out for being a jackass.
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April 2012
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“Our chaperone for the evening is Jimmy Kimmel. … Jimmy got his start on the ‘Man...”
– Barack Obama, The White House Correspondence Dinner (via ragingserenity)
“I just wanna thank the members of Congress who took a break from their...”
– President Barack Obama
(via elesheva)
Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL
(via kyssthis16)
sherlockawakening asked: OH MY GOD IT'S NOT EVEN AFFECTING ME AND I STILL FEEL HORRIFIED FOR YOU. SWEET BABY JESUS I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW!!!!! but in addition to the poison, spray, and satainc rituals, i'd take it to a dealership and tell them do whatever they have to to fix it.
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DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO GET MOTHERFUCKING SPIDERS...
I’m open to any suggestions, no matter what the cost is
Like should I use poison? Bug spray? Satanic rituals?
HELP.
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LOL did 4 people just unfollow me for being happy...
When your opinion does real definable harm to...
bizarro-sai:
meatandsarcasm:
genderbitch:
Take responsibility for your fucking words and their effects.
#also maybe you should consider that your opinion is not just a product of your own radical thoughts #but of discriminatory and prejudicial beliefs institutionalized in your culture and society #and thus drilled into your brain by more powerful forces than yourself #learn to challenge...
I think I have friends
Like they’re coworkers, but they’re friends
which is weird because since I left college, it’s actually been really hard to make new friends
Idk, I have a shit ton of bills to pay off but I have a new job and new friends, and a boyfriend I love and this is the happiest I’ve been in a long long time.
So... leviathans...
mishacollinsthighs:
tickle-me-misha:
misha-collins:
It’s episode 19.
what r leviathans
what is plot development
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Mitt Romney faces up to five years in jail and a... →
stfuconservatives:
In January 2010 the former Massachusetts governor proudly cast a ballot for Republican Scott Brown in the special election to replace the late Sen. Ted Kennedy. He didn’t own property in the state at the time, and had registered to vote listing his son’s unfinished basement as his residence. Massachusetts law defines a residence for voter registration purposes as “where a...
my followers: oh fuck not another fandom please god no WHY
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“Men who want to flirt with women have to realize: Women live in a state of...”
– Attention, Space Cadets: Do Not Proposition Women in the Elevator
I wish I didn’t need to reblog stuff like this. I wish people *got it*. But judging from the ridiculous response to these posts, stuff like this clearly still needs to be repeated.
(via lavender-labia)
THIS
(via curlyingenue)
Finally got a real job again
yay I can afford life!
I get paid to answer phones and type shit in. No sales, or customer service. Sounds like the easiest job I’ve ever gotten.
But I work in another city at 7 am so it’s gonna be really super fun to wake up at 5:30 everyday
But that means I get out early and can still see sunshine when I leave, which is cool
Not super excited for it but at least now I can save...
When a rich woman wants to stay home with her... →
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kindymaling:
no sorry santorum you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term